I Could Never Be A Vegan

Well, Blimey O'Reilly my mother just called me and woke me up! Doesn't she know I need my day time sleep because I have Insomnia??? She told me to bag up all of my dirty clothes because we're going to the laundry mat tonight. So now I have to bag up all of my clothes because they are all dirty! I don't know about you but me personally I'm not one for cleaning even if it is all swift like that at the laundry mat! I really just dislike that place, it smells like cleanliness and such...yucky! Once I was there when I was a littlie and this woman tried to teach me how to fold a fitted sheet properly! You wanna know how I fold a fitted sheet? I ball it up and wrap it around itself so not only does it not take up much space but it also can be used as a nice hard object to hit at someone if they attack you or try to sell you chocolates when you've really been tryna fit into that Lucky Brand swimsuit that you bought on sale! At least I'll have some nice reading material though I have the new Us Weekly with an insider scoop on Nicole Richie and her baby!! Also the 4th issue of Missbehave recently came out so I think I'll read that puppy as I'm sitting on the dryers with uneven loads! Okay I wont really be doing any of that but I may indulge myself in a few animal bi-products while I'm there!

A new episode of Kyle XY is on tonight. I'm not really one for clone shows and such but Matt Dallas is dreamy. I love the way he trys to pick out belly button lint only to find he doesn't have a belly button awww lurve at first site!