RAWR SLEEP INSOMNIA!!!!!!!!!

I woke up to find that my recent liposuction was a big fat waste of money. I had finally gotten off that extra flab, the kind that ripples in the wind as if it were fine silk, only to find a few more things that Dr. Ray could have fixed! I should have gotten that Brazillian Butt Lift when he gave me the option! That mammary gland fondler would pay for not making me as happy an content as I thought I was going to be! I thought that getting lipo would somehow self actualize me and help me be happier with the person I am but all it's made me do is want some more Codeine! Okay...so I have never had Lipo and I love Dr.Ray I just thought it would be a lovely way to start this blog

Here's the real deal...I woke up from a wicked case of dry mouth so I decided to chew up some salt to see if my tongue would shrivle up like a pink snail....it didn't. After that I soon realized that I couldn't go to freaking bed! I tried and tried but all I got out of it was that I now have a new disease and to cure it would be menacing! I've decided that this is my somewhat lame SUPERPOWER!!!!...rawr! So to put my superpowers to use I did the only thing I thought was fitting for it; I went to every little fourteen year olds addiction, MySpace! I logged on to see if anyone shared my little superpower, alas I was only sorrowed to find no one in their right mind is awake at 4:32 AM! I went over to my favorite bands page, LOLA RAY. I was gonna see if they had anything new on their page and they didn't, just like every other MySpace page it was filled with silly nonsense or should I say lotsa sense. Yes that's a better term for it. It was BORING! I love those hella guys but puh-leaze I was looking at the same thing I had looked at last week! Maybe a few more comments about how they're so great and some crazy chick who wants them to baptize her puppy but still a big fat YAWN. I had to do something quick something unthinkably swift and clever because this ferociously yawnical site was making me lose my superpower! Quickly I searched their site till I found something great, better than the Beacon of Truth('cause honestly who doesn't love a good lie?) it was their blogspot page! I quickley realized that me and Brian have somethings that are rad in common such as: An odd love for Criss Angel, Strong Hatred for My SuperSweet Sixteen brats, an Unsatiable love for Iced Coffee, and...INSOMNIA! Yes now my life was complete except for the fact that I could have died in the next erm say four hours and no one would have known!!!! So I started a devisively elaborate plan to tell the world of my knowledge so I opened....my first blogspot account. I know I could have just posted a bulliten on MySpace or a blog, but who would really appreciate it? That lame girl who's been giving me the cyber evil eye? Those crazy gun wielding friends of mine? Hmm...possibly all my loved ones whom I'm friends with on there...but it's doubtful. So I decided to branch out and share my wisdom with the world! You're probably thinking that my amazing knowledge of the world is nothing for you but believe me tiger you're gonna wanna lick it up baby, LICK. IT. UP. So ending with some great words from Heathers I'm off to go man handle my guinea pig, Jacqueline Onassis(who also has a myspace page!)

Good Morning and Fairwell